Since this Covid 19 thing I haven’t been getting out as much as I’d like. So I have been trying Meetup.com.
It’s not as great as I’d hoped would be. While being adventurous I decided to talk to a life “guru” of sorts.
I’m not gonna lie I think some “spiritualists” are kind of just full of shit. So I thought it would at least be interesting, if not amusing.
The whole meeting went like this.
Guru: “I’ve been able self heal from serious illness.”
Me: “That’s very interesting. What did you heal yourself from?”
Guru: “I had COVID 19.”
Me: “oh my God. Were you in the hospital?”
Guru: “No but one day I went shopping and got very sick in the parking lot.”
Me: “Wait a minute you went shopping while you had Covid 19? Did you get tested?”
Guru: “No I didn’t get tested but I was very sick. I willed myself to walk even though others tried to help.”
Me: “You suspected you had Covid 19, so you went shopping but then decided because of your healing power nothing matters, and you’ll heal because of… your powers.”
Guru: “yes I just healed myself.”
I wish I could buy into my bullshit that well.