I was being taught about all the special offers company X has available at my new job yesterday.
Since I am doing everything from home we are being trained via Google chat. To help me not miss anything I turned on the closed captions to catch the conversation.
Google chat did not disappoint. Instead of properly spelling company X’s name it just kept referring to the offers in the captions as “conjugal offers.”
In case you were wondering what conjugal actually means it’s when you visit your spouse/partner in jail and you request intimacy during the visit in a private cell.
I couldn’t stop laughing at the closed captions every time the offer was mentioned.